There are so many reasons for divorce lawyers to support gay marriage:

1.) No custody battles over children, because breeding requires opposite genders, and homos don’t breed intentionally.
2.) Homos have more disposable income, because they only spend money on themselves instead of the family they could be raising.
3.) Homos can not be converted into breeders, unless they are somehow tempted by evil forces.

Do these facts make you want to consider a career change?